CAN I CALL YOU AND CHAT ?
No. I’m terrible on the phone anyway. Just come by the blog and say hi.
CAN I GET YOU TO ATTEND MY KID’S SCHOOL?
Good Lord, No. I also don’t make house calls.
IS THE FREE BOOK A REAL BOOK?
Yup. It’s the full version of my 2013 Amazon best-seller Quinn Checks In, no strings attached.
IS SAM POWERS A REAL SPY?
He insists he has no idea what you’re talking about and adds that that sounds crazy.
CAN I GET MORE BOOKS FOR FREE?
Eh… maybe. I do that sometimes, usually when I’ve had too much to drink.
IF I WRITE WILL YOU WRITE BACK?
Whether you want me to or not. That’s how much authors like to procrastinate.
IS QUINN A REAL DUDE? ARE YOU HIM?
No and no. Quinn’s like a more normal version of LH, who is very, very weird. Quinn also has one more felony conviction than LH.
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR WRITING OR POINT OF VIEW
Good. People should have varied opinions. It’s a sign of a healthy mind to sometimes disagree. Having said that, I don’t care.